Calculate your exact risk of an inevitable breakup based on texting frequency, distance, and jealousy.
Distance and arguments push the risk up, steady texting brings it down, and ignoring each other is the fastest way to the red zone. It's a joke, not relationship advice.
No. It's an entertainment quiz that adds up a few playful factors. It can't know anything real about your relationship, so please don't break up (or stay together) because of it.
You start with a small base risk. Distance adds up to about 22 points, ignoring texts adds the most, double-texting adds a little, and each weekly argument adds 7. A tiny fixed wobble based on your answers keeps it from feeling robotic. The total is capped between 1% and 99%.
No quiz can predict a breakup. Real relationships depend on trust, communication and how you handle conflict, not on a number. If you are worried, an honest conversation (or a counsellor) beats any calculator.
The result is deterministic: the same answers always give the same percentage. That way, anyone opening your shared link sees exactly what you saw.
No. Everything is calculated in your browser. Your answers only appear in the page link so the result can be shared.
This calculator is 100% entertainment and uses a humorous algorithm that has no psychological or scientific validity. Real relationship health depends on trust, communication, and mutual effort. If you have genuine concerns about your relationship, consider speaking with a licensed couples counselor rather than consulting a comedy calculator!
Did you know?
Dr. Gottman identified four communication behaviors that strongly predict relationship failure — he calls them the "Four Horsemen": criticism, contempt, defensiveness, and stonewalling.
The concept of predicting relationship outcomes has been studied seriously by psychologists like John Gottman, whose research at the "Love Lab" at the University of Washington can predict divorce with over 90% accuracy based on observing couples' communication patterns for just 15 minutes.
The average romantic relationship lasts approximately 2 years and 9 months, though this varies significantly by age and relationship type.
Long-distance relationships have a similar success rate to geographically close ones (about 58%) when both partners are committed to regular communication.
Couples who date for 3+ years before engagement are 39% less likely to divorce than those who date for less than a year.