Funny Calculators
Settle debates in the group chat. Test your love compatibility, find out how toxic you are, predict your marriage year or meet your future baby — then share the result card with your friends. 100% dramatic, 0% scientific.
10 free calculators
Love Compatibility Calculator
Find out exactly how compatible you and your crush are. Spoiler: no AI, just dramatic vibes.
Breakup Chance Calculator
Calculate your exact risk of an inevitable breakup based on texting frequency, distance, and jealousy.
Toxic Level Calculator
Are you a walking red flag? Calculate your exact toxicity percentage and find out.
Future Baby Generator
Predict your future child’s name and most absurdly hilarious chaotic personality traits.
Marriage Timeline Predictor
Stop guessing and let our highly-advanced, entirely-fake algorithm calculate the exact year you will get married.
Life in Weeks Calculator
See your whole life on one page: 4,680 dots, one for every week of a 90-year life, with the weeks you have lived filled in.
Salary Per Second Calculator
Turn your salary or hourly wage into earnings per second, minute, hour and day, and watch a live money ticker count up.
Days Until Calculator
Live countdown to Christmas, New Year, your birthday or any date, in days, hours, minutes and seconds.
Zodiac Compatibility Calculator
Check the love compatibility of any two star signs, with strengths and clashes based on fire, earth, air and water.
Daily Percent Challenge
A Wordle-style daily maths game: five percentage puzzles a day, scored by how close you get. Keep your streak and share your grid.